You can call me Jack. I’m 14.

I’m a dork, talent-less, and lame.

I’m obsessed with

basketball, astronomy, hats, history, and video games.

I have a gf and she’s the best thing that ever happened to me.

I’m really rude to strangers as in people who I don’t know. I’d say I’m easy to get along with. Hold a conversation, make me smile, say something interesting, stuff like that. 

My friends told me that someday, I’m going to be a fatass laying on a couch, eating ice cream, watching Twilight.

Awesome, right?